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Michael Jackson

The Year of the Fake Celebrity Death

I was taking a nap when the news broke that Michael Jackson died. When my brother tried to tell me the news, in my zombiefied state (oh, the irony), I thought he was kidding. As we all know, he wasn't. Naturally, I had "Black Or White" on repeat for the rest of the day.


Jackson 5 Reunited!

Jackson 5Jackson 5 My friend Matt said he had some amazing news. He sent me to Pitchfork.

The Jackson 5 are getting back together. They're hitting the studios, and should be going on tour in 2009. I...I just can't fathom what's going to happen. 


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