Awkward Partying with Weezer & Weezy

The biggest guys with the word "weeze" in their stage names have joined forces prior to the release of their new albums: Weezer's "Raditude" and Lil' Wayne's "Rebirth."

As a once realtively obsessed Weezer fan and decided "Cuomosexual," I'm pretty confused by his insistence that he's "gotta have the cars [and] gotta have the jewels." Coming from a guy who once claimed that he looks "just like Buddy Holly," and invited throngs of screaming teenage girls to be Mary Tyler Moore, it's a tad unconvincing... not to mention slightly hilarious.

Then Lil' Wayne slinks into the song. During his brief rap, calls the listeners (who catapulted him to stardom, lest he forgets) "bitches" and confesses that he has a problem with "mixing alcohol and pharmaceuticals" in his signature choppy intonations. What else is new, Weezy?

Quite frankly, I'm uncomfortable with the whole idea of Rivers Cuomo luring unsuspecting groupies into his VIP lounge by telling them to "follow the smoke" with the guarantee that "the goose" would be available. It's just not in him. But I can't say that I didn't see this coming, I knew that Weezer and I would go our separate ways eventually after the release of that "Beverly Hills" monstrosity of a song.

But, I must admit that if I'm at one of several crowded dancing establishments and this song comes blasting through the speakers and into my mandible, maxilla and molars, I'm not going to complain... and I'll probably put my hands up and "nod my head like yeah" a la Miley Cyrus. (Did I really just say that?)