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Day Ten: It Happened in an Elevator

So this is completely unrelated to food, but it was just too good not to share. Besides, food brings people together and apparently clothes do too. Anyway, today I was heading toward the elevator on what seemed like a vacant floor when I came across a woman standing at the elevator.

"Hello!" she said jovially and smiled.

"Hello," I replied, although not quite as enthusiastically.

We stood in silence for a moment until, ding, the elevator had arrived. I continued to stare off into the distance until a much more explosive sound redirected my focus. The woman who had been waiting for the elevator with me and the woman who had just stepped out of the elevator suddenly burst into peals of laughter.

I just stood there completely and utterly confused as I watched them chortle and tug at the other's sweater. That's when it dawned on me. They were wearing the same pea green oversized sweater. Suddenly they directed their attention towards me looking as if they expected an answer.

"That's too funny!" I overexaggerated a little.

Hello-lady and I then boarded the elevator while elevator-lady walked away suddenly and swiftly in the opposite direction.

End scene.

Still eating my pork leftovers and loving it. I have to admit, it's much better than a ham sandwich for dinner.


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