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Don't Blink; You'll Miss It

In only 87 minutes, professional assassin Chev Chelios (Jason Statham) drinks more than his weight in caffeine, gets down and dirty with his girlfriend Eve (Amy Smart) in public, hangs from a helicopter, snorts cocaine, gets high on nose spray, trips on epinephrine, grabs a taxi, steals a motorcycle, robs a store, pays a visit to his boss, and gets in a few fights—while still managing to whack a few cronies along the way.